I've Discovered My Cat's Deep, Dark Secret

So my cat Nikita (Nikki for short) is a bit of an enigma. She's a basketball with legs, nearly twenty pounds, a total love sponge, and has secret superpowers that allow her to move silently and weightlessly as needed. One moment I'm sitting there with my lap cat-free, the next minute she's fast asleep and my lap is cat-full.

And I never saw her get in there.

There's no rational explanation for this. She runs across the floor and it trembles. She thumps her way up and down the stairs. She walks on my chest first thing in the morning and the breath is pushed out of my lungs. But she has the uncanny ability to magically appear on or next to me without me ever feeling or seeing her move.

It's freakish.

She even has the ability to supplant objects already in my lap. For example, my oldest cat, Darwin, was curled up in my lap while I wrote. I reached down, scratched his ears, he purred happily. I typed a few more pages, reached down again and...

It's a Book Signing Extravaganza!

Saturday is a busy author day for me and a few of my fellow author friends. I've got two, count 'em, two signings that day. One in Norcross, GA and one in Canton, GA. So if you're in the area and want to say hi (or get some cool books from lots of cool authors), come on down. There's a variety of book genres and ages, so there's fun to be had for all.

Here are the details:

Meet Our Local Authors Signing
Saturday, October 20
1:00 - 4:00pm
Barnes & Noble at the Forum
5141 Peachtree Parkway
Norcross, Georgia 30092

Book Signing with James R. Tuck, Delilah S. Dawson, and Alex Hughes 
 Saturday, October 20
7:00 - 9:00pm
Books-a-Million #232
1810 Cumming Highway
Canton, GA 30114